Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Tuesday, ass, music & drink (sounds a bit like Father Ted!)

Fat asses mean longer needles!
Apparently Doctors are having to buy longer needles to inject their patients. Some patients, particularly women, have so much fat on their buttocks (which happen to be a useful place to give injections) that the dose of drug delivered is less than it should be. The drug should be delivered to the muscle underneath the fat and in many cases it just doesn't get there!

A different kind of ass

Live music today in South Somerset & West Dorset
Open Mic / Jam Night @ Antelope, Crewkerne
Jinder @ No.10, Bridport
Acoustic Jam Night @ Green Dragon, Combe St Nicholas

Live music in Taunton & Bridgwater areas today
Gregory's Girl @ Tacchi-Morris Arts Centre (Play)
Acoustic Jam Night @ Green Dragon, Combe St Nicholas

New Drinking Laws
A spoof brochure being distributed by Ipswich police in an effort to remind revellers of the effects of drinking too much during the first festive season under new open-all-hours drinking laws.

Nice looking boys aren't they!

Have a sober day.

The Editor

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