Thursday, November 17, 2005

I just spotted this and couldn't resist!

Avian Flu Warning
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windscreen.
You have been warned.

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