Monday, November 07, 2005

Music, deadlines, rates & Jokes!

Another Monday and of course since it is Monday there are very few live events happening. To get your musical kicks tonight visit the Westgate in Taunton and take part in their Open Mic Night.

Web Site Update
The web site has been updated again and you should now be able to download copies of the gig diaries for both West Dorset-South Somerset & Taunton-Bridgwater areas in PDF form.

Christmas & New Year edition of Suited and Booted.
We would like to remind all the bands out there that the deadline for the combined December and January edition of Suited and Booted is Thursday 17th November. Please send us your Decemebr & January gig information before Thursday 17th November to make sure that your gigs get listed.

Some of you may wish to advertise and our rates are very competitive and you get a wide magazine distribution for your money.

Rates for 'Black & White'
Quarter Page £28.00
Half Page £56.50
Full Page £90.00

Rates for 'Colour'
Front Page 'Earpiece' £35.00 (sold for Dec/Jan)
Quarter Page £33.00
Half Page £65.00
Full Page £108.00
Back Page £125.00
These price are all inclusive (we are not a VAT registered business) and we will even produce the artwork for free!
Just call us on 01935 477596 for the West Dorset-South Somerset edition or 01823 400222 for the Taunton-Bridgwater edition to find out more or send an email to

Chicken Joke...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: WHO CARES!!! It's probably got bird flu... RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Love & Marriage Joke
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... so shut up."

Have a great Monday!

The Editor

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