Friday, March 10, 2006

Friday 10th - Lots happening!

More Bonkers News!
European toilet paper gets passionate
LISBON (AFP) - After launching black toilet paper last year, one of Europe's biggest producers of household paper products has introduced a new red version for those wanting to inject more passion into their bathrooms.

Portugal's Renova introduced its new line of red toilet paper -- along with black paper handkerchiefs -- at upscale stores in Austria, France, Germany, Portugal, Spain and the Netherlands last month and it plans to make the items available in other markets, including the US, over the coming months.

"It is a red that makes a huge impact, like a Ferrari," Renova international brand manager Jose Manuel Pinheiro told AFP.

A company statement said the new shade of toilet paper would "target the most hip points in town," adding that red "is the colour of our hearts, of passion, lust, fury, laughter, anger, love, fire."

Of course after you have wiped your bum it's going to be brown...so why bother?

There is enough on today to keep just about anyone happy!

Live events today in West Dorset & South Somerset
Mid Life Crisis @ Hardy's, Bridport
The Fight, Cigarette, 3DBS Down & Animal Urges @ Alpine Village Restaurant, Yeovil
Paul Gough @ Poulett Arms, Lopen Head
Barracoodas @ Swan Inn, Sherborne
Soul Mates Night @ Shrubbery Hotel, Ilminster
Chard Remains @ Ship Inn, Chard
Hoppy Horton etc. @ Green Dragon, Combe St Nicholas
Once More Into The Bleach (blondie trib.) @ Marine Theatre, Lyme Regis
Chill @ Harry's Bar, Yeovil
Cellorhythmics in Concert @ Tatworth Village Hall
Roadhouse Revisited @ Plume of Feathers, Sherborne
Best Kept Secret @ Fleur de Lis, Stoke-s-Hamdon
Stone Cold Sober @ Crown Inn, Marnhull

Live events today in the Taunton & Bridgwater areas
Thick As Thieves @ The Pen & Quill, Taunton
Soul Mates Night @ Shrubbery Hotel, Ilminster
P. Cooke @ Shepherds Rest, Taunton
Blazing Stump Folk Club @ Royal Oak, Lux.
Angelica @ The Flying Horse, Taunton
Alice Sharland @ Vintage, Wellington
Hoppy Horton etc. @ Green Dragon, Combe St Nicholas
Snappa @ Cross Rifles, Bridgwater
Jive/Rock'n'Roll @ Taunton R'n'R Club
West & Elliott @ Beam Bridge Hotel
Exploding Custard @ Brewhouse Theatre, Taunton
AJ's Big Band @ Tacchi-Morris Arts Centre, Taunton
The Gathering @ Bridgwater Arts
Cabbage Alley @ Halse Village Hall

More New Parliament Cock-Ups
After the news about the £400 Million Scottish Parliament suffering from collapsing beams come the latest fiasco. The new Welsh Assembly building has sprung a leak . The frankly budget build that cost only£67 million, is the new home of Welsh democracy.

Water was seen dripping through the Welsh Assembly building's timber ceiling on to the slate floor near the entrance. Rain also leaked into a steel and glass staircase reserved for members and staff.

The Richard Rogers-designed Senedd was officially opened by the Queen on March 1st. The building has been in use since February 7th. Assembly sources said parts of the building had expanded and split under a prolonged period of sunlight.

So are architects and builders so incompetent that they are not able to predict that sometimes the weather will be sunny and then sometimes it might rain? The mind bogles! What next? The building turns out to be a bit draughty on windy days? Numpties!

The Editor