Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Dumb stuff

Rollerblades dropped by Police
Police have dropped rollerblades as a mode of transport because they could not chase criminals across grass.

Officers who patrol London's Royal Parks have gone back to traditional bicycles as the best way of getting around.

A senior officer said the inline skates were hung up for good after the criminal community realised their fatal flaw.

That's what we like to hear about, top quality incisive thinking from the people who police our capital, the mind boggles.

The Editor

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