Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Wicked Wednesday

We all know that sometimes the lady in your life can become just a bit fractious, but what about this event we found on Yahoo News?

Woman jailed for ripping off lover's testicle
LONDON (Reuters) - A woman has been sentenced to two and a half years in jail for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours".
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
Her lawyer said on Thursday her client had little memory of the night.


He had refused her! We note that they are now ex-lovers. So presumably he had no clothes on, but who was the the mysterious 'friend' who happened to be there as well whilst he was naked? The mind (and other bits of the anatomy) boggles.


Events in South Somerset & West Dorset
Sherborne Jazz Quartet @ Woods Wine Bar, Yeovil
Kylie in Vogue @ Chicago Rock Café, Yeovil




Events in Taunton & Bridgwater area
Hoppy Horton @ Pen & Quill, Taunton
Modern Jive @ Royal British Legion, Taunton

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