Friday

The weekend is almost here and with it your opportunity to let your hair down. Of course some of you may have been tempted by the latest downloadable ringtones available from the USA; yes now you can have the sounds of Porn star Jenna Jameson moaning on your phone.

The price is just $2.50, around £1.33. Quite how anyone can tell the difference between a porn star moan and any other kind is beyond us. What next? The sound of a naughty MP being spanked as your ring tone? Hang on I think we may be on to something...

Live events today in the South Somerset & West Dorset areas
Freeshine, My Deaf Audio, Route 215, Roughdawn, Tungstem @ Flicks Bar, Yeovil



Brighton's finest: My Deaf Audio playing tonight at Flicks in Yeovil

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice by Garlic Theatre @ Village Hall, Chilcompton
Live Music TBA @ Mermaid Inn, Sherborne
Loose Connections @ Red Lion, Beaminster
Driver @ Fleur de Lis, Stoke-s-Hamdon
Steve's Bike Shop @ Plume of Feathers, Sherborne
Balance of Power @ Ropemakers, Bridport
Sting Ray @ Green Dragon, Combe St Nicholas
Breeze @ White Hart, Sherborne

Live events in the Taunton & Bridgwater area
Vinyl Monkeys ~ Westgate Inn, Taunton
Girone-Maddocks Band ~ The Pen & Quill, Taunton
Street Life ~ Cross Rifles, Bridgwater
Jive/Rock’n’Roll ~ Taunton R’n’R Club

The Editor