Weekend Happenings 8th & 9th September

Just 45 minutes until you can leave the office an enjoy the weekend. The good news is that weather will hold for Saturday & Sunday. Hooray!

Whats happening this weekend in West Dorset & South Somerset?
Friday 8th September
Barracoodas @ Phoenix Hotel, Chard
Rhythm Junkies @ Westminster, Yeovil
Roadhouse Revisited @ Plume of Feathers, Sherborne
Marianas Trench @ Woods Wine Bar, Yeovil
The Blues Band @ Marine Theatre, Lyme Regis
Paul Smith @ Crown Inn, Bridport
Off The Cuff @ Coopers Mill, Yeovil
Saturday 9th September
Rick Hennessey @ Teasels Rest. @ Crown Inn, Fivehead
Gym Class Heroes, support band, Not Your Heroe @ Ski Lodge, Yeovil
Bleedin' Hartz (outside event) @ Podimore Inn, Podimore
The Scrotes @ Ropemakers, Bridport
Back Street Blues @ Crown Inn, Bridport
Gilad Atzmon @ Jazz Club at Plume of Feathers, Sherborne
Be Bop Daddies @ Marine Theatre, Lyme Regis
Bag Of Rats @ Hope & Anchor, Bridport
Open Jam with Gary French @ Antelope, Crewkerne
Tone Deaf @ Coopers Mill, Yeovil
Pocket Shotgun @ Woods Wine Bar, Yeovil
Crosswired @ Labour Club, Yeovil
Roadhouse Revisited @ Half Moon, Stoke-s-Hamdon

Way Too Weird;We saw this on Yahoo
Auto-eroticism undoes driver
BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.
The man was taken to hospital with (dick) head injuries.

The Editor